EL NEUTRON NOOKA

there must be zero cops in hong kong...

| LaNNi

photoshop or not?

found this on METALINJECTION.COM, tell me this is fake.... | mexicutioner

native american or not?

| sully

p.u.t.

| mexicutioner

stolen bike

my homey who works at Standard Tap just had his bike jacked last night. If you see it, KILL KILL KILL. Spoke lacing is probably a little differnt, same color same set up. let me know. | duder

P.U.T.

ScarJo | LaNNi

Dock Ellis Hair Perm Superfly Spitball

| kenna

zartan was black metal?

| mexicutioner

m.i.a.

sorry ive been MIA on crucial, in the middle of a big print job for Steve Powers, ill post pics when finished.
| ralph

the Fucking Hulk HOgan...

background is awesome!!! | LaNNi

wednesday

| MEXICUTIONER

VANCOUVER

anyone know anything about good times there? Also, any word on the "true black metal" jinxed poster, anyone have a print... I need tattooed! | eurotrash

tuesday

| LaNNi

smokin'

| tall lee

clever

| jambox

week long theme

| duder

Ain't nobody got time for dat!

I GOT BRONCHITIS | haveboard

bodacious ta tas

right meow | duder

Huge Event I am doing at my restaurant, Let me know if your interested

Thanks Ralph for the Poster | harpoon

friday fool

| MEXICUTIONER

Here we go

Headstart | fernando

I spent an hour clicking suggested videos

After that Hextall video, and somehow wound up in a really weird part of YouTube. Remember this guy? Enjoy | lawnmower man

This Saturday

Always a blast. Mollywoppers NYB have a check point! | Jimmy Awesome

'member when goalies had balls?

As much as I hate the Flyers, I sure do miss that psycho Hextall. | tony spectacular

viddy well my droogies

| duder

last day to get a misfits flyers shirt

since the Flyers blew it this round im taking down the shirt, that was the deal, i'd keep em online until their season was over, the fat lady sung....im leaving them up for today only, after that theyre totally done...if you wanted one now is your chance. after today it'll never be printed again!!!! go to the online store button on the left. | ralph

hump day

| MEXICUTIONER

fuck yo cycle

vroooom VROOOOOM! Wait till I hit the lottery. Run y'all off the road! | Jimmy Awesome

paper prints now for sale online

incase you missed the opening, i have paper prints available online from my show at Slingluff Gallery...they are available through the gallery's site right here ...all the wood prints sold out that night, i was really surprised and skied, thank you all for coming out. | ralph

pot smoking i dont hate

| jambox

least most - lost treasures

Crandall was in Philly on saturday and took some photos of my show at The Slingluff Gallery, even did a nice write up for me...check it out here on LeastMost.com | ralph

titastic tuesday

| duder

Can anyone help?

Does anyone have a picture of the Jinxed True Black Metal poster they could upload or send to me... I think it's time I get those black broads tattooed on me with some other occult shit. Looking forward to do something some dark shit and pulling some seafoam to highlight it. | eurotrash

coming soon muchachos

| newport news

slyfox goat race

yesterday a group of us rode motorcycles to Phoenixville for the SlyFox Brewery goat races, 10 bikes did the ride, we took 23 the whole way out there, it was real nice out that way on 23, i never went past Conshohocken on 23 before...we stayed for a couple hours and rode back, saw some German music, lots of goats, a goat dick, and drunk people challenging goats to head butt competitions....i gotta tell you i was a little nervous having the oldest bike in the group, but it ended up giving me 0 trouble! i couldnt believe it. next year we'll get a bigger group assembled. | ralph

fruit soaked in booze

last night i started soaking cherries in booze, i did 5 8oz mason jars filled with cherries, half cherry juice and half Everclear...and 2 8oz mason jars with cherries, 1/4 cherry juice and 3/4 Sailor Jerry spiced rum....gonna let them sit for a few weeks before having a tasting. anyone else out there soak fruit in booze? any recommendations? | ralph

good morning

| jambox

THIS IS AWESOME

| clint beastwood

I love these guys

| pass n stow

Tough Mudder October 21

getting a Brutaltron team together for this one. Sunday october 21. 11:20 am in new jersey. follow the link to sign up register here | mattwasted

Dolphin Tits

| bar

Stolen wheel set

My girl, Molly had her wheel set stolen last night while her bike was locked up in front of Devil's Den. Keep and eye out! The front is a white Velocity Aerohead with a machined side wall rim. The rear is a white Velocity Deep V with a non-machined side wall rim. The rear also has a Bicycle Therapy sticker around one of the spokes and the front has a chip in the paint that makes it look like a cut on scratch in the surface. (PS GO FLYERS!) | lisa

why does crucial look so fucky?

| ralph

MCA died

MCA of the Beastie Boys died today, 47, bummer. read here | ralph

friday

| LaNNi

| duder

p.u.t.

| mexicutioner

| clint beastwood

| duder

hump day?

| mexicutioner

this saturday is my art opening

you might be sick of me posting about the art show this Saturday at Slingluff Gallery, but i don't care, haha, just reminding everyone...the opening is from 6-9pm at Slingluff, 11 W. Girard Ave. Philadelphia...there will be FREE BOOZE courtesy of Narragansett Beer and Sailor Jerry Rum...and my mom is making cookies, seriously. the show is all screenprints of photos i've taken under the El...most of the prints are on wood, and i have a handful of paper editions as well....like this one, a 3 color print of The Woodshed, 11x14 paper, edition of 40, and cheap for all those out there with short arms and deep pockets...also made a new batch of 68 woodblocks, 2 dif designs, i expect those to go fast so get there early, they're also going for a low low price...and an added bonus of Jason Goldberg and Chubb Rock's new band, Eat The Turnbuckle, playing at The M Room right next door the same night!!! boom, mind grenade. | ralph

Finally, Pinterest for Dudes

Sex.com | haveboard

12 time pro-bowler Junior Seau Found Dead!!

Reportedly found in his home with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the chest! | LaNNi

hump

| jambox

Tattuesday

Oops. It's Wednesday. | crz one

tattuesday

| ralph

Krispy Kreme - The Baddest

| haveboard

tattoo tuesday

| ralph

dixon is the best

| duder

Tattuesday

finally got around to working on my chest... | bakardy dark

tattoo tuesday

| MEXICUTIONER

Lucero - Mom for Gambone

| haveboard

Her rear end?

| lawnmower man

| duder

Eagle Tears.

i took the day off of design work Sunday to go on a motorcycle ride...i filled my tank with Eagle tears and soared to Mt Airy with Phil D for some coffee...came back to Philly, went to FDR, watched Snacks and Eric skate, then rode up to Kensington to Mouths garage where i fixed a few dumb things on the bike, on the way to the garage i heard a noise i haven't heard before, sounded like an exhaust leak, and by "leak" i mean the exhaust pipe came totally off the rocker box, haha..freedom rides again. | ralph

| surlyrider

April Fools Coming Up

Wanna ride? | surlyrider

No words

| surlyrider

butter rican

| surlyrider

boner jamz

i did a poster for a show last night at the TLA in philly, THE WEEKND, it's some lovemaking music for indie rock girls...so i did a vintage pin-up with "blowjob" lips and gave get a tear drop tattoo of The Weeknd's logo, and X'O with a heart in it...was a fun one to design and print.
| ralph

I dont know what aspirin has to do with enjoying sex but...

ima have to give it a try | LaNNi

for jimmy...and because i love daft punk

| fernando

sunday

| hagens

Million Dolla Menu

| Kenzo

moneycarlo

get it here | sully

sweet brown

| phil d

phriday in philly

| ralph

Here you go

| pass n stow

T.G.I.F.

| MEXICUTIONER

by crom

| duder

and this one

VAINGLORIOUS...SISSY | Jimmy Awesome

here's another

craptastic catchy turd...SNAAAAAACKS BANGED THE GIRL WHO...... | Jimmy Awesome

More like

Once I get a song in my head I have a hard time shaking it.This week is Snap's "I GOT THE POWER". Here's some previous ones...my poor girlfriend...

HAIYAIIHIIIIOHAIIII!!! | Jimmy Awesome

P.U.T.

Miss Mosh...one of the hottest contemporary pin-up models | LaNNi

spring cleaning

| ralph

GYPSY BOXING

| clint beastwood

cartoon jawns

| duder

HAHAHA

| clint beastwood

been listening to this a lot

if you've ever seen a bmx vid, you prolly know it | duder

haven't sent issue two out for those who are wondering. became too much of a slacker, but all is back on track now. so, if you haven't already submit your info and want to be on the next (and subsequent) issues mailing list; shoot an email to me with your full mailing address. Those residing outside the continental US, you're welcome too. Next issue is massive and has crucial freebies. | newport news

jackin off to you girl

| sully

humpday

| LaNNi

hump day!

| mexicutioner

geronimo, look out below...

since we're doin 90s dance music i gotta put up my favorite from the 6th grade dances. | LaNNi

i got some serious insomnia goin on

| fernando

I'm the lyrical jesse james

fucking terrible.....ly GREAT! | Jimmy Awesome

tired?

"tied of balling where my ice skates at" | haveboard

you wouldn't give a crippled crab a crutch

this skit kills me, skip to about 1:00 in this video to get to the Dr. Pepper part.
| ralph

Butt hump

Get in there! | fernando