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God and male pattern baldness
I have been thinking about this alot lately. As some of you may have noticed I am losing me hair. I know this is a natural process but that does not make it any more less tramautic. i always picture god, or more so, my representation of God- which would be Rog's mom from What's Happening, all purple and big, sitting on a pink Cotton Candy like cloud with her Gout filled toes kicking up in the heavens, pointing her big ass R. crumb like comic book fingers at my skull, and zapping Zues like lightining boltz at my scalp and laughing some heinious Draconian laugh whilst screaming, " Im a gonna get my belt Rogga, Im a gonna get my belt!". She's all like, "Oh, you happy with yourself now, huh? try this on for size!" And suddenly, you have the hairline of Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley. Contrary to popular belief, being bald is not " a solar panel for hot sex" as the catalog shirt may say, it is a sign that you are over 30 and still going to bars to fuck art school girls. If any girls are reading this, please fuck me out of sympathy. Peace. -
Tony for mayor
Ghostface. TLA. October 28th. What. -
old people
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NOV 22nd
DRAGONFORCE AT CBGB'S -
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Zangief
The baby killer! Shit is awesome. -
Zangief
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dave p
let me get some of that tully jimmy couldn't handle. -
Make it stop...
Luke that kids gonna give me nightmares.... -
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