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Hello
Gonz was nice enough to let me in on the reindeer games. Im matty runks and its nice to meet youse. I will try to contribute as much porn and pictures of degenerates as the next brutal dude. -
New in 2005
well nothign has really changed just drink more ride more and fuckin live it -
luke's flicks...
yo i don't know why they aren't showing up. it could be because the images are fuckin huge, and you didn't re-size em. luke hates that art fag shit. -
damn richie.
that shit is fuckin bruuutal. -
Justin Gray's Bat Story!
i know this is a long one, but it's awesome....thanks Justin:
So.
At work.
I'm stuck here.
For a bit.
I have spent all day drawing cartoon octopi and cobras.
And for the last twenty minutes I taxed my brain, McGuyver like, trying to outsmart a tiny flying rodent. Our office, with it's burnt out elevator shaft and lightless hallways was invaded. Not by some fiery legion or fierce guerillas demanding hostages, funds, or justice. No, it was not invaded by a Southern American gang of kidnappers nor a rogue squad of samurai.
Those would have been sweet.
Instead, our office was taken iin the grips of fear by a bat.
Not even one of those huge jungle bats that are as big as collies. No just a little tiny rat-pig faced bat of the variety that you hear about getting stuck in the hair of your frizzy quaffed South Jersey mom in the late 80's in her Joan Jett shirt.
So there it was in the hallway. Shooting back and forth emitting that ass high screech. And there me and Superfly Wonsowski were. Steadfast in our aim. To remove this son of God without doing it signifigant harm. We tried shooting it with rubber bands. I tried yelling at it to leave. Things like 'Bat, your presence here is a danger to yourself and others, it would be appreciated if you took to the skies.' and 'Get the fuck out space pig.' Things like that.
We crafted in moments a six foot high mobile sticky trap. And I stuck the fucker on the end. And he eluded our grasp. We made a similar height butterfly net. And he near tore through it.
Crafty Fuck.
Then it was forged. In the fires of Atomica, a box, on a stick, and a paper roll on the end of a big ruler. I swatted the fuck with the ruler contraption, and in a daring, swift, and accurate display of huntsmanness the W! swung the box in a slow majestic arc and caught that cocsucking bloodsucker and escorted him out the window, because as we all know, bats cant fly down leaving him trapped in the box till it was flipped and he took wing to the night air. -
im back
had to go to upstate pa for my aunts wake but im back sucks i missed new years sounded like it was fun hope everyone is doing well -
wtf
where did all the pics i posted go? wtf mate? -
NYE Pictures---->
I'm back online! Whoo hooo! Here are all my pictures from the Khyber. -
check this out
can this be real? -
new shit!
my dad just set up his website, check it out!jfarkasdi.org << First < Prev || Next > Last >>
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