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asterdamnit
be careful when tryin to take pics of the hos, one caught my friend and he almost got his ass beat by 7 girls. Make sure you go down the real tight alley, thats where the hot ones are, you'll know it when you see it. (there are alot of fat black grannies everywhere else) check out the wils cafe, awesome breakfasts and dinners. the royal crown hotel is good, its in the middle of the redlight dist. its got a bar with pool table on the main floor. -
ipods
ive been thinking about gettin one real soon, but i keep hearin horror stories....shit breakin for no reason. -
ipod-zo
what are you doin to these ipods...get that 60 gig picture jawn -
i'm glad i gave you access to this weiss....
....FUCK IPODS. 2 down since august. if you ever get an ipod...buy the apple care warranty...it's totally worth it.
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white power!
holy crap trasha...that profile is ridiculous. I'm so glad you lurked her out. just cause it's funny that people are actually like that. WOW! -
lurkin...
shit, im a voyuer..and i love crazy folk. this girl knows what she wants and she isnt afraid to say it...wow
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=8086022&Mytoken=20050126151847 -
hosteles
Unless you want scabbies, don't stay at a hostel. They are full of faggots (not the cool chick kind that make out at dance parties) and Canadians. Oh, and Canadian faggots... which are really one in the same. On the plus side, there may be Austrailian girls there....they are all easy because they have criminal blood flowing through them.
Also, don't go to a 'Live Sex Show". If you do, all you are really going to see is some dude who looks like the comedian Gallagher with a huge hooded meat puppet banging out some fat Belgian board whose uncle used her for bukake practice. You just watch and keep thinking" I hope a watermelon shots out of her cootchie so Gallagher will smash it".
Also, let everyone know you are American and that they should thank you for "KICKING FUCKIN' ASS, BITCHES!!!!"
And if they don't give you free beer, pot and heroin well then... "the terrorists have won".
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amsterdam
if youre into hostels, The Flying Pig is cheap and close to everything...and they have a terrible website. The Bulldog Hotel is cooler and not that much more expensive. -
AMSTERDAMIT
If you want to bang bang a hooker make sure you know this: a red light in the window means a chick while a blue light in the window means a chick with a dick. A mantucket. A trannie. For more info, ask Ralph.
Also be familar with this phrase" 50 guilder suck or fuck".
And remember, never wear a rubber... the Dutch find that offensive.
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amsterdam
i was there last year. any stories youve heard are 100% true. the legal hos are amazing and cheap and the smoke as well is amazing. Hotel Arrive is a nice secure cheap hotel just a couple blocks from the red light district. get in there << First < Prev || Next > Last >>
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